Sugar and Spite

So, I’m playing Portal cause it’s awesome. I’ve been really obsessed with Oblivion, but then two nasty ghosts killed me SO DED with swords. And who said ghosts could have swords, and god, do I really care that much about becoming a conjurer anyway? Stupid creepy-ass dungeon.

ANYway, I got mad at Oblivion, so I decided to finish up Portal. So I broke free of the testing facility and I’m at this place where you have to get the rocket launching robot to launch a rocket at you thru a portal and smash a tube so you can get a cube to stand on so you can crawl into a vent.

Like you do.

I do all that, and I’m all la la la, got my cube, gonna climb into a vent. So I drop the cube in front of the vent. And it falls straight thru the floor. wtf? Not really expecting that, but ok. I’ll climb on a chair I saw back in another room. And the chair goes about halfway thru the floor.

I am now annoyed. Also, there is nothing left to climb on, and if you haven’t played Portal yet, let me tell you that the chick in that game can’t jump worth a damn. And then I notice that everything is running slow.

And then a hundred cubes come out of the glass tube thingy and start flying around the room.

WHAT THE FUXXOR, GAME??? Can I grab any of these cubes and STAND on it? NO, I CANNOT. That is RETARDED. I love you, Portal, and I tell everyone to play you, and this is how you repay me? Cubes are flying thru walls! MADNESS!

My Xbox– AHHH! I’ve been cubed! *dies*

Me– AHHH! DON’T DIE! *reboots*

And it’s alive. But I quit back out of Portal. I am done for the night, I think. OMG the CUBES!

-Ali

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