Sugar and Spite

I would like to know how it is that I keep going out on dates (or sort of dates) with guys who hate Nirvana. That is NOT ok.

Once is a fluke, and twice is a coincidence. Three times equals trend. We’re up to coincidence. But still, this is not ok.

It baffles the mind. How can someone hate Nirvana? Do you hate awesomeness too? And kittens?

I swear to god, both times it’s happened, I got deeply offended. I’m not trying to be funny either. How can you hate Nirvana because they “ruined hair metal”? Dude, seriously. I enjoy some Motley Crue, but let’s not kid ourselves like that music was important, ok?

I’m going to have to put this on my list of things where I might as well just give up on a date and go home, along with Really Liking the Star Wars Prequels A lot.

Ruined hair metal.

Good lord.

-Ali

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