Sugar and Spite

Ryan and my Xbox is broken. Is that grammatically correct? It should be, but it sounds funny. Our XBox? The XBox?

Whatever. Bitch is busted. 2:00 - playing Beautiful Katamari just fine. Shut off for 30 minutes in order to run out. At 2:30, suddenly the XBox has developed an anxiety disorder, along with a healthy dose of paranoia.

“This disk is dirty. Please clean with a soft cloth and restart the XBox.” Ok…. but, X, this disc is actually clean. I know this, because I just got back from the store, and OPENED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. So, there’s nothing on it.

*Tries again.*

“This disc is not an XBox game. Please retry using a game that is actually a game on this system.” (Yes, that was paraphrasing. Shut up.) …X? That is totally an XBox game. See the box? It says XBox 360 on. And also, you sort of kind of played it a minute ago.

And again. And again. And again.  Oh! A lucid moment…  and it’s gone.

Although, I’m wondering if it’s just acting out for attention because it’s jealous of the Wii.

-Mik

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