Archive for April, 2007

A General Question

Blog: April 13th, 2007

I watch true crime shows. I’d say it’s a guilty pleasure, except I don’t feel that guilty about it.
But here’s the thing.
How many prisons does MSNBC need to investigate before they announce that prison does, indeed, suck? How much data do they need? Is there maybe something else we could investigate as […]

Come get some.

Blog: April 8th, 2007

Holy CRAP, you guys! There is an Evil Dead musical!
This is exactly what my life has been missing.
DOUBLE HOLY CRAP! There are videos!
I can’t even find words for how fucking awesome this is.
There has to be an Army of Darkness follow-up musical.

Happy Easter 2007


April 8th, 2007

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Blog: April 8th, 2007

Hi, everyone! I just wanted to wish you all a Happy Easter. I love Easter because I like ham. And chocolate. And zombies.
Not all smashed up together tho. That would be gross.
So in the spirit of the holiday, I encourage you all to go see Grindhouse once you’ve enjoyed our […]

Ok. GO!

Blog: April 7th, 2007

We have tickets to go see Fall Out Boy in June(?)
I’ve forgotten completely when this show is. And you know what, hipsters, don’t try to make me feel bad for liking Fall Out Boy. Because I won’t. Their songs (that I have heard because they were on the radio) rock. And […]

Tea Party


April 1st, 2007