Archive for April, 2007
Anatomy for an Artist
Blog: April 26th, 2007Have I ever told you guys how much I hate Michael Turner’s art? Specifically, I hate the way he draws women. Haaaate. HATE. Hate hate OMG the HATING.
Because how can you draw Supergirl like she’s some random vapid hoor? And ok, maybe he’s not responsible for the newish midrift Supergirl […]
Crazy Mind Powers
Blog: April 26th, 2007I can make stuff happen using only the power of my mind. Unfortunately, I’m all Cyclops with the not having any control over my awesome powers.
It’s like the time I was at work and I thought to myself, “Man, a donut would be great right now.” And less than a minute later […]
You kids get off my lawn!
Blog: April 22nd, 2007Someone is outside my window playing a harmonica.
And they really don’t know how to play the harmonica.
Shut up, stupid kid! Go fall off a skateboard or something.
A General Question
Blog: April 13th, 2007I watch true crime shows. I’d say it’s a guilty pleasure, except I don’t feel that guilty about it.
But here’s the thing.
How many prisons does MSNBC need to investigate before they announce that prison does, indeed, suck? How much data do they need? Is there maybe something else we could investigate as […]
Come get some.
Blog: April 8th, 2007Holy CRAP, you guys! There is an Evil Dead musical!
This is exactly what my life has been missing.
DOUBLE HOLY CRAP! There are videos!
I can’t even find words for how fucking awesome this is.
There has to be an Army of Darkness follow-up musical.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Blog: April 8th, 2007Hi, everyone! I just wanted to wish you all a Happy Easter. I love Easter because I like ham. And chocolate. And zombies.
Not all smashed up together tho. That would be gross.
So in the spirit of the holiday, I encourage you all to go see Grindhouse once you’ve enjoyed our […]