Reprinted exactly from a letter by Angry Carrot.
February 26th, 2007A Concerts is veery funs for all the peepols.
Helllo to all the peoples. You probbaly knows of me– TEH CARROTS!– from thems Spite girls webpages. They are draws picktures of Carrots and PEEAS and for there adventurres. Carrots wrote thems letters about concerts.
HEEELOOS! HELLOES! HEEELOOOS TO THE PEEOPLES!
I– Carrots– am comes here to tell about my concerts from last nites. FOR THE ROMANCEES! For the CHEEMIKALS ROMAANCES! RAAAAR! ROCKINENG! ROOOOCKKKKKS!
CArrots makeings hims all small for sneeking into concerts. Many peeoples are there. One threes, 2twos thrrees, MANY PEEPOLES!! Many scarys girls are there. Many scarys girls have all blacks eyes ands maybes crazys. Some alsos boys too.
Whys so many peepols be wearings shirt of bands to concert that they see of bands? NO WEARING BANDS SHIRTS TO BANDS CONCERTS! This is bad dum.
First bands nott good. Too loud, no funs. Not right rockings. Singers mans seemed likes maybe hims is in another bands from all others band peeoples. Carrtots is confused. Dummers is verry goods. Not enoughs to makeses bands be goods. GO AWAYS STOOPIDS BANDS! RAAAAAAAR STOMPINGS STOMPPY NO GOOD ROCKING STOMP STOMP!!!!11!11!
Then manye Chemkicals Romansces! SO YAYS! PEEAS acted liek hims not be liekings Cheemikals Romancces peeoples in bands. Thiss is beeings ALL LIES! Hims do 2too likes. Hims likesing DETH! DETHLY Helen girl all prtty and ded in coffen. Likings her MOST.
Hims likings Blackes PARADES! CARRTOTS likes tooos! Thems Chemkickals sings all albumes all the ways thoughs. Very good. Likes MUCH. And singers Manns makese hims hares be back all blacks, but makes face be all colored white. Looks maybe too weirdes. Comes hims out on stretcheres ALL DEDS! YAY! There is a zepplins balooon to be floaty.
MANY PAPERS BITS ALL FLOATYS IN AIRES! Nevar falling downs? HOW???!?? Hows can thems nott be falling?
Somes boys beings tryes to makes like HIM is SINGER with hims imaginery microphone. SO STOOPIDS! YOU NOTT SINGERS! Hims singers bees all way downs on the stage. STOMPS YOU!
Thems girls froms Spites likes last songses Blood muches better now, for to be makings them all vaudevilles dancingses with thems spirits fingeres!
CARROTS DANCES!!!1!!
CARROTS BANGING HEADS!
CARROTSS BEES STOMPINGS!
CARROTS BEES IN MC ARRRRRRRRRRMIES!
Manyes peoples bees spazzings. SO FUNS!
And then Carrots excapes and no have to wait in longes lines to get outs of gararges. HAR HAR! You wait forsevar! Hims Carrots bees excapings into snow.
LOEVDED HIMS CONKERTS! DO BE GOINGS AGANS!
– Hims Carrtots!
Ppps! Carrots haveings hims webspage!
March 1st, 2007 at 6:17 pm
*snickers* Fantastic.
Now tell me… How hot did Gerard look? Setlist? Were you able to fight your way to the front of the stage?
March 6th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Well. Gerard is hot, as we both know. But, the thing is– he had white face paint on. And it was NOT hot. His hair is back to being black again tho, THANK GOD.
They played the entire Black Parade album straight through and did most of Three Cheers, but not in order. They ended with Helena. Which is awesome.
And I did NOT get to the front of the stage. I’m old. I get a seat if I can. I am too cranky and broked to mosh, and if a teenager were to kick me in the head, I might lost my shit. Or cry.