Opportunity Missed

February 10th, 2007

As you may know, Anna Nicole died. Frankly, I’m surprised at how much everyone is talking about, but here I go. Talking about it.

Anyway, Ryan and Mik and I are eating dinner and talking about it. And I said–

If I worked at the morgue where they have Anna Nicole, I’d have to sneak in and put a Post-It on her coffin. And on the Post-It I would have written, “Do you like my body?”

This may be way #5463 in which I am kind of a wrong person sometimes.

And Ryan said, “That’s a comic. You have to do that as a comic.”

He’s not wrong about that. But here’s the thing… Kris (a friend who you may remember from the Snakes on a Plane comic or not, but at any rate I’m too lazy to dig up the link) has inflicted his Death Cold of Horror and Evil on me. And I am too sick to draw or do anything but whimper pitifully and blow my nose. So by the time I could actually draw the Anna Nicole Corpse Body comic and get it posted, it wouldn’t be funny anymore.

So you will have to just imagine it with your brains. Your large squishy brains.

If you want to write hate mail to Kristopher for making me so very very sick, you can email it to me and I’ll pass it on.

Now I’m off to take more Nyquil.

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