Sugar and Spite

*Phone rings*

Ali: Hello?

Mik: Hey, how are you?

Ali: I NEED MORE GIL.

Mik: Ok.

Ali: *weeping* I need more gil. I NEED more gil. I keep getting killed! I want everyone to have good weapons and good armor. And hats. Why can’t I get gil for hats? And why are technicks so expensive?

Mik: Life is hard.

Ali: *sobs* I had so much gil in 10. I had more gil than I could spend. I maxed out Hi-potions! And now… Now it’s taking me two hours to get 4,000 gil. Poach cost 7,000. WHY SQUARE, WHY??

Mik: Is it pretty though?

Ali: Yes. It’s the pretty that owns me.

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