Ok. Look, I’m not exactly angry at you guys. I’m more hurt than anything. I didn’t think I needed to tell you that when something happens as rad as Tommy ‘the Gnome’ Hilfiger going batshit crazy and totally whaling on Axel Rose, I am to be informed of this as soon as […]
Sometimes, my Dad likes to give me dating advice. This is always horrific and annoying. But later, after several drinks, it’s kind of funny. Horrible and funny. Because my poor daddy got stuck in some sort of Southern fifties time warp.
My Daddy’s Tips For Getting a Man–
Smile at people more.Be nicer.Don’t scare them with how […]
My name is in a database to be invited to focus groups, where they pay you for your opinion on things. I’ve been signed up with them for a year, but thus far I haven’t been to a single one. They call frequently enough, but either I don’t qualify for whatever demographic they’re looking for, […]
Mik– Is my The Killing Joke at your house? I can’t find it. But of all the places for it to be, that would be weird cuz I know your feelings on the Joker and his sublime scariness.
Ali– Dude. NO. A million times no. I can’t even LOOK at the cover of a Killing Joke. […]
Well, I think the Wiimote will be totally awesome.
*hopes*
And this is going to be relatively short, because God, was the E3 coverage boring this year.
1) Consoles, Consoles, Consoles. I’m not dis-interested, its just that the console talk was the total focus of the whole thing, and dude? We know. We know that the “Wii” is a dumb name, but we’re glad that it […]
Dear All the People We Know–
Quit asking me why I am wearing a halo with that ‘Psha, right‘ tone of voice. I am totally angelic, you bastards. I am sweetness and light and glittery shiny things. And you are all fuckers and you know it.
